"Uhm, what pole, officer?"
To: NohSpinZone
It’d make a yuge crackpipe, wouldn’t it?
2 posted on
09/14/2017 9:09:25 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
To: NohSpinZone
I’d be willing to bet a beer that one or both do meth on the side.
But you notice that ‘flag’ on the rear? They did have sense to put the flag on it. Cop can’t fault them on safety.
To: NohSpinZone
“Hey buddy. You got a receipt for that power pole?”
To: NohSpinZone
“That is not my pole, officer - somebody just put it there”
They’re made out of aluminum aren’t they? What kind of value/need would they get from stealing the pole?!
5 posted on
09/14/2017 9:13:17 AM PDT by
Skywise
To: NohSpinZone
"Your Honor, my clients merely found the pole and were on their way to return it when you stopped them"
6 posted on
09/14/2017 9:13:33 AM PDT by
FatherofFive
(Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
To: NohSpinZone
Hold my beer and watch this...
7 posted on
09/14/2017 9:14:21 AM PDT by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: NohSpinZone
To: NohSpinZone
10 posted on
09/14/2017 9:15:53 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
To: NohSpinZone
Straight out of a Carl Hiassen novel. LOL!
To: NohSpinZone
“Always remember, my pole is bigger than your pole”. Jonathan Winters to Robin Williams in On the edge.... if I recall correctly.
15 posted on
09/14/2017 9:22:20 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: NohSpinZone
steal a $2,500 utility pole?
2,500 each? Whooa...Looking at LA, they must have slapped up millions of those poles. What a racket!
16 posted on
09/14/2017 9:23:27 AM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: NohSpinZone
At least they tied a signal flag on the end of it for safety purposes!
17 posted on
09/14/2017 9:26:51 AM PDT by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: NohSpinZone
Hey, is that a utility pole strapped to your car or are you just...
To: NohSpinZone
At least they tied a warning flag to the end of it. So there’s that.
To: NohSpinZone
I wonder how far they drove before they got stopped...
27 posted on
09/14/2017 9:39:00 AM PDT by
cgbg
(Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
To: NohSpinZone
Your honor...the hurricane blew that onto my client’s vehicle.
29 posted on
09/14/2017 9:43:45 AM PDT by
WKUHilltopper
(WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
To: NohSpinZone
Officer, it fell on top of my car. I’m lucky I wasn’t killed.
30 posted on
09/14/2017 9:45:08 AM PDT by
AZLiberty
(The logical endpoint of "zero-tolerance history" is zero history.)
To: NohSpinZone
At least they put the safety flag on the back - stupid is as stupid does...
35 posted on
09/14/2017 9:48:37 AM PDT by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: NohSpinZone
In slurred speech:
“What pole, man?
I don’t know nothin’ about no pole...
Oh, THAT pole!
To tell you the truth, officer, I have no idea how it got there”
42 posted on
09/14/2017 10:06:36 AM PDT by
ETL
(See my FR Home page for a closer look at today's Communist/Anarchist protest groups)
To: NohSpinZone
They were on their way to a Hillary book signing and they needed something longer than the proverbial, “10 foot pole”.
46 posted on
09/14/2017 10:37:11 AM PDT by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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