I’d really like to see what Steven Spielberg could do with Star Wars.
IX = 9
There is a great disturbance in the movie studio.
A bad feeling about this is very have-able.
Get Peter Jackson to direct it!
He didn’t hire enough Affirmative Action actors.
No film awards if you don’t hit the quota.
Probably could not stop laughing at the rough draft of the script while desperately trying to compose himself and utter the words “You actually expect me to direct this crap”.
Another day, another remake.
Christopher Nolan would be a great pick, if he was willing.
I bet he starts his next gig with a presser: "This is not a job or an assignment. It is a seat at the campfire....."
Ron Howard will have Jar Jar Binks act like Gomer Pyle.
Jar Jar Binks will throw rocks at Darth Vader down by the lake while walking with Obi Wan Griffith starting the sequence of effects that lead to the empire.
Let’s see how Ryan Johnson does with 8. Might be the material for a 9. Who knows.
Read today that J.J. Abrams has been summoned back for Episode IX duty.
Insert lens flares jokes here!