Posted on 09/01/2017 2:27:48 PM PDT by sodpoodle
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
BEWARE ..THEY WALK AMONG US and... THEY VOTE
NYC Tourist: “Where do you put the animals at night?”
Born and raised in NYC and infamous in my family for asking my mother “who waters the trees?”
“But, I guess that’s not really funny.”
Not if you’re the Russian guy, no, it’s not.
My mother had an egg-slicer. She would chop eggs for egg salad by putting the egg in long-ways and then cross-ways and running the wires through.
Never worked for me, though.
Snowflakes/Millennials don’t travel well.
Too easily spoiled.
These are funny.
When I worked at a Four Seasons Resort I heard more ridiculous things — from movie stars and business magnates (their wives were the worst).
Be sure to read. Those are NOT safety cameras. Reports, fines, and a 2 week wait for trash pickup.
The EU is mandating that half of household waste should be recycled by 2020.
Lol
Ha Ha Ha!
Bless Your Heart. :-)
This is NOT a Millennial thing,there have been stupid people like this around forever.
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A travel agent friend had a client who asked of she could book Amtrak to Hawaii.
These people should thank the Lord that breathing is an involuntary reflex.
5.56mm
And Breed!!
Hawaii has an interstate H-i and floridla has 4 that is not interstate but designated as such.
Comical complaints.
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