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North Korea and Fluffy Kittens
8/28/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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1 posted on 08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Now I have three.

Ahem. They now have you. That's how it works.
2 posted on 08/28/2017 4:57:31 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Lazamataz

Pictures!


3 posted on 08/28/2017 4:57:43 PM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Slings and Arrows

And a friend told me: “You know you love it.”

My immediate response was: “No I don’t! I hate fluffy cute adorable little playful kittens with unbelievable cute and silly facial expressions that peek out from the closet where I have fashioned a ‘safe space’ replete with all the essentials and a big blanket that it is snuggling in as we speak. I HATE IT!!!!”


4 posted on 08/28/2017 4:58:03 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: ConjunctionJunction
Pictures!

Tomorrow. She (or he) has had a big day and is sacked out on the blanket in the closet.

5 posted on 08/28/2017 4:58:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

Infiltrator!!!

Give it lots of chow and see if it surrenders.


6 posted on 08/28/2017 4:59:15 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

She (or he) fed well on fancy wet cat food and promptly wanted to sleep.

I HATE THIS LITTLE ADORABLE CUTE LITTLE LOVEABLE FLUFFY KITTEN!


7 posted on 08/28/2017 5:01:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

Darn. I was looking for more frozen kitten ammo for my mega-railgun.


8 posted on 08/28/2017 5:03:38 PM PDT by Noumenon (Can you imagine if Islam were NOT the religion of peace?)
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To: Lazamataz

Just wait until you’re sitting down, and he/she jumps on your lap and digs its claws into your thighs. You won’t think the kitten is cute then.


9 posted on 08/28/2017 5:04:05 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: Lazamataz

Good for you, Laz.


10 posted on 08/28/2017 5:04:10 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Noumenon

You pay shipping and I’ll go buy the dry ice.


11 posted on 08/28/2017 5:04:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

You are so screwed...


12 posted on 08/28/2017 5:04:32 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

I am so screwed.


13 posted on 08/28/2017 5:05:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

*yawn* Ping me when you have five. I’ll tell you what to expect. Including strategic placement of litter boxes.


14 posted on 08/28/2017 5:05:08 PM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s a pretty good way to be screwed - they run your life, but take good care of you. At least, that’s what my Leroy sez...


15 posted on 08/28/2017 5:06:02 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Lazamataz

Tonight on Coast to Coast they have a special about this phenomenon. The missiles are filled with kittens and they are appearing in near random locations. Stay up all night to hear about it.


16 posted on 08/28/2017 5:07:08 PM PDT by Yaelle (We have a Crisis of Information in this country. Our enemies hold the megaphone.)
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To: Lazamataz

The first one took a piece of chalk and put an X on your back door or the sidewalk or something.

Stock up on Kitten Chow you’re about to be invaded! ;^)


17 posted on 08/28/2017 5:07:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: Lazamataz
They are cute until...
18 posted on 08/28/2017 5:07:50 PM PDT by Waverunner (I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
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To: Waverunner

That’s one of my favorite posters.


19 posted on 08/28/2017 5:09:51 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lazamataz

Single guy who now has three cats. Two cats is one thing, heck, I’ve got two, but three? It’s over Laz. Soon you’ll be shuffling around in a bathrobe eating cereal and muttering unintelligibly. To the cats.. (They ARE cute and fluffy though...)


20 posted on 08/28/2017 5:12:22 PM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump.)
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