Posted on 08/28/2017 11:38:19 AM PDT by tired&retired
Man made... I don’t think so!!!
That DM thing never gets old! Love it!
And it is all President Trump’s fault.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
Water. Too funny!
“Dihydrogen Monoxide”
H2 O
funny.
Such dumbassery. Take a meteorology class.
And blow up that pesky Sun too. That’ll take care of global warming.
Good old Ach Tooo Oe. That’s the Latin spelling. I find it easier to remember than that dihydrogen whatever.
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A recent stunning revelation is that in every single instance of violence in our country's schools, including infamous shootings in high schools in Denver and Arkansas, Dihydrogen Monoxide was involved. In fact, DHMO is often very available to students of all ages within the assumed safe confines of school buildings. None of the school administrators with which we spoke could say for certain how much of the substance is in use within their very hallways. |
My daughter did a report on this back at the turn of the century. Penn and Teller also got a bunch of leftists at an earth day rally to sign a petition to ban it. :)
Blame Al. The fat turd has been out putting to much carbon dioxide
It is extremely polar and causes all sorts of chemical reactions
Plus it kills babies
Think of the children!
Please note the </s > after the title indicating HUMOR!!!
Somebody ought to pass a law.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is just the beginning.
Evacuous Liberalisfacistahyde has also struck Houston, and the sky will be falling shortly. The same crap was generated during hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
Just loot. Its better for ya!
Di Mo shoulda been stopped at the border !!! /sarc
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