Posted on 08/23/2017 11:05:11 AM PDT by MrChips
George Washington was a slave-owner. It is clear from that fact alone, in the interest of peace and harmony, decency and fairness, sensibility and sanity, and in an effort to avoid any insensitivity toward all of our peoples, especially the indigenous and the non-citizen immigrant, let alone long-suffering great-great-great-great-great grandchildren of former slaves, that the capital city of our fair land must be re-named. Some of the leading candidates are listed below. Please feel free to add your own:
Che' Guevara City
Orwell D.C.
Swamp City
Momument Free City
Why stop at Washington, D.C.?
How about declaring the last names of all persons named “White” illegal, and demand they change their name?
How about mandating last name changes for all people whose last name can be traced back to slave owners?
Sh!thole
BOHICAVILLE
Yup, been happening since a$$$$$ki$$$$$ing in Congress became the norm.
Correction: BOHICATON
Erratum: BOHICAHEEHEE
Now that’s a mighty good one, District of Criminals.
Banditsburg. Nice. Has the ring of a Southern town.
Or Lots-o-Bandits-ville.
Some excellent choices, Marshall! Some great selections. Love Crookistan and Grifterville...
McCainistan, District of Flakes
Islamicton, District of Clinton
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