"Hello Muddah" (A Letter from Camp Prada)

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" ^ | August 7, 2017 | Charlie Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

[Charles Henrickson]

HELLO MUDDAH (A LETTER FROM CAMP PRADA)
Tune: “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” (A Letter from Camp Granada)

Hello Muddah, it’s your “daughtah”
That you sent here to Camp Prada;
Camp is very entertaining,
But they say we’ll have to undergo retraining.

I went hiking with Joe Cooley,
Only now Joe goes by “Julie”;
You remember Leonard Skinner--
He’s now “Lena,” and they took his fidget spinner.

All the counselors hate my gender,
Say I just need to surrender;
So they coach us to be sissies,
And they say we must sit down when we go piss, please.

Every morning we play soccer,
Then we take a hormone blocker;
You remember Jeffrey Hardy--
They’re about to make him have a mermaid party.

Take me home, I’m not your daughtah!
Take me home, I hate Camp Prada!
Don’t leave me here in this prison where
I must wear scrunchies in my hair.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys;
Oh please don’t make me stay--
They make us do ballet.

I know, Muddah, y’wanna daughtah,
And a son is such a bothah;
But I promise, I won’t kid ya,
I would even watch a chick flick and sit wid ya.

Wait a minute, there’s more campers,
Lots of real girls to teach us manners;
Wow, they’re pretty! Gee, that's bettah!
Dearest Muddah, kindly disregard this lettah!

[doug from upland]

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