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To: ETL
Simple rule of being inside my house...

No legs, you die
Two legs uninvited, you will probably die
Four legs, depends on attitude but probably get released
More than four legs, you die

Outside the house it's live and let live; unless your attitude demands that you die.

Snake, spider, and other reptile/insect 'aficionados' may find this a little stern, but my house, my rules.

8 posted on 08/05/2017 8:07:03 PM PDT by 11Bush
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To: 11Bush

Good rules.


12 posted on 08/05/2017 8:17:31 PM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: 11Bush
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18 posted on 08/05/2017 8:26:35 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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To: 11Bush
Simple rule of being inside my house...
No legs, you die
Two legs uninvited, you will probably die
Four legs, depends on attitude but probably get released
More than four legs, you die
Outside the house it's live and let live; unless your attitude demands that you die.

This is the rule in my family, almost word for word. We are somewhat more stern about uninvited four-leggers. But unacceptability is basically in the leg count. Thus there are spiders that might be tolerated if they discouraged ants or beetles, but millipedes are intolerable no matter how many spiders they might kill.
We also have a special rule about winged creatures: wings count as legs.

46 posted on 08/05/2017 9:20:28 PM PDT by Buttons12
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To: 11Bush

“my house, my rules”

Absolutely. No mercy for many-legged things.


52 posted on 08/05/2017 10:08:08 PM PDT by bluejean (The lunatics are running the asylum)
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To: 11Bush

Simple rule of being inside my house...

No legs, you die
Two legs uninvited, you will probably die
Four legs, depends on attitude but probably get released
More than four legs, you die

Outside the house it’s live and let live; unless your attitude demands that you die.

Snake, spider, and other reptile/insect ‘aficionados’ may find this a little stern, but my house, my rules.


Clever ;)


56 posted on 08/05/2017 10:15:39 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Inside Every Liberal is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out - D. Horowitz)
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To: 11Bush

My house rules too except.....they apply outside too.


77 posted on 08/06/2017 7:44:41 AM PDT by sheana
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