Posted on 08/02/2017 8:52:46 PM PDT by Strac6
Hillary has a new title.
For years, she has basked in being addressed as "The Honorable This" or "The Honorable That."
First it was the wife of the Attorney General of Arkansas, (well, someone has to be), married to some dweeb named Bill. Then it was First Lady of Arkansas, then First Lady of the United States, (although anyone who watched the Clintons knew she was not his first lady, nor on any given day his latest!)
Then the titles were Senator, then Democratic Nominee-Presumptive, Then Madame Secretary, then Madam President-Presumptive.... but now, horror or horrors, NO TITLE.
So, obviously, a bunch of us old retired DC types sitting around after a good 18 holes, decided she needed a new title.
We have a new title for her:
No, it does not refer to her drinking habits. It refers to the well-known fact that she and Bill have not done the Horizontal Mambo (also knows as "The Dance With No Steps") in years, if not decades. Despite all the PR BS about Hillary being so upset about Monica, she has known for years that Bill has his women.... as she has hers....
They kept each other's secrets, sort of. It is no secret that she and Huma are..... shall we say.... close.
So, with Bill as nothing more than her beard, the new title is: >p>
Savor it!
I didn’t know she was of Prussian heritage.
A Nazi, yes, but not Prussian!
How about “Has Been [politician]” or “Never Was [president].”
Her Heinous.
Thunder Thighs.
LUD (lesbian until death)
Is “First Bitch” or “First Criminal” taken?
I know that Michele wrapped up “First Pig” or “First Porker” in 2007.
How about “First Witch”?
“The Cankles Queen”?
Her favorite songs: “London Bridges Falling Down” with the last line of “All fall down”, and for her husband, “Backstabber”.
He favorite books, “The Thoughts of Mao tse-Dung”.
Favorite dress designer, “Mrs. Mao tse-Tung”.
Favorite dress store: “Omar the Tent Maker’s Hut”
Favorite political theory/strategy: “The Convergence of the Red and the Green” i.e. Communism and Money.
The Clinton Curse: “Chelsea and Bill”.
Favorite movie: “The Hustle” or “The Hustler”
“Twice-failed Presidential candidate” works for me.
Broom Hilda.
Good ones.
“Does it include harlot?”
In one form or another.
Warning some of these are not for delicate eyes!
The Hillary Nickname List
Ancient Shrew
BIAPS (Bill in a pantsuit)
Bill’s dishonest 2/3s
Billiary
Bitchlary Clinton
Butcher of Benghazi
Butcheress of Benghazi
Cacklebeats
Cankles
CCIAPS (Crooked Criminal In A Pants Suit)
Countess Dracula
Crooked Hillary
Crusty (Like the alcoholic clown on the Simpsons)
Dinglebillary.
Dumbo
Elephant legged One
Every man’s ex-wife
Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit
Frankenhill
Fraulein Irma Bunt
Granny Benghazi
Grand Chancellor of Neptune (I don’t understand this one)
Granny Pickels
Her Darkness
Her Exalted Cankleness
Her of whom we do not speak (From the movie The Village)
Her Thighness
Her Heinousness
Herself
Hilarious Rotten Criminal
Hillary RobThem Clinton
Hildabutchbitch
Hilabeans
Hildabeast
Hilabitch
Hiladevil
Hiladog
Hildahog
HilaKraken
Hilaliar
Hillapickels
Hilathighs
Hillareah
Hilawhale
Hilawitch
Hillary Rotten Clinton
Hitlery
Horking Hillary
H*****y
il Douche
Jebette
Killery
Kruella D’Hillary
Madame Benghazi, the Cold & Joyless (a personal favorite)
Madame Heinous
Matriarch of the Clinton Crime Family
Miss Fort Marcy Park
Miss Whitewater 1982
Mr Clinton
Mr. and Mrs. Stainmaker
Mrs Clintdog
Mrs Hubble
Mrs Shameless
Mrs. William J. Clinton
Mrs Ed Zackly
National Ex-Wife
Overthehillary
Pantayit
Pantsquatch
PIAPS
Piano Legs
Pickels
SWMNBP (She who must never be president)
Satan in a Pantsuit
Satan’s Prom Queen (A personal favorite)
Seig Heillary
Seth Rich’s Nightmare
Shitllary
Shrillary
Sir Edmund
Smartest woman in her own mind
Soon: LOSER
Spawn of Satan” or just “Spawn”
The Crooked Clintons
The Crooked lying Old Bitch
The Devil’s daughter
The Devil’s Mistress
The Devil’s Liege Lord
The Harridan
The ISIS Queen
The Great White Whale
The last person to see Vince Foster alive
The least self aware woman in the world
The phlegm from hell
The Pickle Queen
The putrid puppet
The Other Woman.
The Whore of Islam
The wife of Monica Lewinski’s boyfriend
The Screech
Thunder Thighs
Ubershrew
Vince Fosters’ Murderer
Wicked Witch of Little Rock
Of all the names you can call her, I think “Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton” probably drives her craziest at this point in her life. Once all of the dust settles and her name doesn’t invoke any emotional reaction, people are only going to know her as a woman that rode her husband’s coattails all the way to the Democratic Presidential nomination and lost to a businessman with zero political experience.
Just more proof that God exists and that God has one heck of a sense of humor :-).
You forget sore loser and hack.
The correct spelling is Hildebeest. The epithet is derived from wildebeest (aka gnu), a hoofed critter found on the plains of Africa south of the Sahara.
And here I was thinking those were fancy potato sacks sewn together to fit at only $13k per sack.
Dang; you brought a tank to a gun fight! Well done!
They may have been potato sacks but the were made to fit a sack of crap with cankles.
It still is hard to comprehend how a late night talk show host would think that if she could open a jar of pre-opened pickles, then she was fit to be President.
Good title for Hillaryous Rotten Criminal, the rancid side of beef, aka the international war criminal representing the United Socialists of America.
“I always like “Hildabeast””
Yeah, except it’s not a pun unless it’s spelled “Hildebeest.”
Empress Cankles The First
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