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Woman calls 911 during snake attack: ‘I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face’
MY FOX 8 ^
| 28 JULY 2017
| MY FOX 8
Posted on 07/29/2017 3:46:38 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
She probably tried to kiss it.
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posted on
07/29/2017 3:53:29 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Kirkwood
Before reading the article, I would have bet my pension check that she was from Florida.
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posted on
07/29/2017 3:55:19 PM PDT
by
Capt_Hank
(btu's...kcal's...to kJ's, but my activation energy is still high.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Pinch your nose and then repeat out loud, “I have a snake on my nose!”
Hate to laugh but too funny!
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Fatal Attraction?
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posted on
07/29/2017 3:56:57 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(Why Republicans woo & pursue people who will never vote for them (liberals & media) ?)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
07/29/2017 3:57:40 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
‘I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face’ I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
07/29/2017 3:58:47 PM PDT
by
HerrBlucher
(For the sake of His sorrowful passion have mercy on us and on the whole world.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:00:33 PM PDT
by
WKB
(If you are on the "Trump Train" you can't get run over!!)
To: Drango
Not unless she dies or is unable to reproduce as a result.
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:01:25 PM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: Capt_Hank
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:02:31 PM PDT
by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.6l)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Snek gonna snek. She knew damn well he was a snek.
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:04:34 PM PDT
by
catbertz
To: Bartholomew Roberts
I ab a nake odd my nodes!
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:07:56 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(TTKTA)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
What gratitude.
The snake didn’t know it needed to be “rescued” by her.
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:08:48 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
"She said she had just rescued the one that attacked her."WOW!!
I had never heard of snakes needing rescuing. This boa must not have heard it either.
RIP dear boa. Sorry you crossed paths with a nutcase.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
There was a guy in India who has a snake latch onto his privates. He ran into the hospital like that and everyone ran the other direction.
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:17:24 PM PDT
by
Crucial
To: Kirkwood
“You knew I was a snake....”
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:17:30 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
If her hands were free enough to call 911, why didn’t she just go to the kitchen, get a knife, and slice the bastard into steaks?
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:33:11 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
How’d it get to her face? It’s not like they can fly...
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:46:30 PM PDT
by
piasa
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Could have been worse. Imagine 9/11 getting a call that a moose bit someone’s sister and was stuck to her face...
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posted on
07/29/2017 4:47:58 PM PDT
by
piasa
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