Posted on 07/27/2017 6:44:41 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely..
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.'
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you !
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib ?
Of course the rest is history..... ! ! !
God then said, “Adam, look between your legs. That is your penis. With your penis you will experience pleasure beyond your imagination, and will also fulfill may command to you go forth and multiply, filling the earth with people in my image.” Adam smiled again, but asked, “So what is the problem with my intellect and my penis?” God said, “Unfortunately, You can’t use them both at the same time.”
He gave it up for a piece of fruit!
Thanks for bringing a chuckle to the day.
24/7 politics can get depressing.
You are the Laugh Bringer!
I’ve asked many women tat question and their answer is always the same: Yes!!!!
“He gave it up for a piece of fruit!”
First lesson I learned from the Bible: Don’t eat the fruit!
probably;)
A man can carefully plan out a long distance drive, writing down every road number, exit and stopping place, but the woman who can’t read a map, doesn’t know north from south and has been asleep for the last hundred miles is the first to tell him he is going the wrong way.
Men don’t NEED directions due to good planning.
Women won’t TAKE directions because they just won’t.
Why does it cost so much to get divorced?
Because it’s worth it.
First lesson I learned from the Bible: Don’t eat the fruit!
Nope. that came along a little later.
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A recent study shows married men actually live longer.
Peer review found out that it only seems longer.
God realized he’d made a mistake so created Eve.
Do you know the definition of mixed emotions?
It’s watching your ex-wife and her divorce lawyer drive off a cliff,in your new car.
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