[sodpoodle]

Feel free to make a contribution to the thread and add laughter to our lives;)

[mountn man]

[FatherofFive]

God visited Adam shortly after his creation. God said to Adam “I have given you two gifts. They are amazing gifts, but there is one problem. The first gift is your intellect. This will separate you from all the animals. With your intellect, you will discover the laws of physics, you build magnificent buildings, write literature, create art and so many things that will reflect the power and glory of God in all you do.” Adam smiled.

God then said, “Adam, look between your legs. That is your penis. With your penis you will experience pleasure beyond your imagination, and will also fulfill may command to you go forth and multiply, filling the earth with people in my image.” Adam smiled again, but asked, “So what is the problem with my intellect and my penis?” God said, “Unfortunately, You can’t use them both at the same time.”

[CptnObvious]

He gave it up for a piece of fruit!

[oldvirginian]

Thanks for bringing a chuckle to the day.
24/7 politics can get depressing.
You are the Laugh Bringer!

[TangledUpInBlue]

Why does it cost so much to get divorced?

Because it’s worth it.

[sodpoodle]

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[bgill]

God realized he’d made a mistake so created Eve.

[mountn man]

[mountn man]