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To: Red Badger

Atleast the male victims have ample warning, so there is time to seek help.


3 posted on 07/27/2017 6:13:29 AM PDT by sagar
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To: sagar

Are you happy to see me or is that a gun in your pocket?

Actually, I had a banana and there was this white thing on it that bit me and, well I don’t know but.


etc etc etc
Dr...Well, I can’t leave right now but just lance the wound and suck the blood out and get him in here.
etc etc etc
Pal to Pal...YOU GONNA DIE BUDDY.


4 posted on 07/27/2017 6:19:16 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)""There is more to life than being a passenger. Amelia Earhart")
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To: sagar

You Freepers!

YOU........

: > )


5 posted on 07/27/2017 6:21:57 AM PDT by Uversabound (Might does not make right, but it does enforce the commonly recognized rights of each succeeding gen)
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To: sagar

They die within two hours of being bitten, with a four hour erection. Helluva way to go.


19 posted on 07/27/2017 6:55:19 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: sagar

If it lasts for more than four hours, call a mortician.


29 posted on 07/27/2017 7:43:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sagar

“Atleast the male victims have ample warning, so there is time to seek help.”

Or take matters in hand and just get one more for the Gipper.


42 posted on 07/27/2017 8:02:29 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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