[xrmusn]

Are you happy to see me or is that a gun in your pocket?

Actually, I had a banana and there was this white thing on it that bit me and, well I don’t know but.

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etc etc etc
Dr...Well, I can’t leave right now but just lance the wound and suck the blood out and get him in here.
etc etc etc
Pal to Pal...YOU GONNA DIE BUDDY.

[AppyPappy]

Dr: “You have to suck the venom out of the penis or he will die. “
Victim: “What did the Dr say?”
Friend: “He wants to know if you have a Will”.