Women stranded all night on a tubing trip after believing the river they were on ran in a circle

Metro News ^ | 15 Jul 2016 | Tanveer Mann

[RoosterRedux]

The more I think about it, this was quite a wonderful adventure.

While at the time, it must have been terrifying, their memories will massage the facts to leave them with a once in a life time (relatively positive) experience.

As Churchill said, "nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."

[Gamecock]

Y’all have rivers that run in circles up in your neck of the woods?

[miss marmelstein]

I’m shocked at this story because black people DO NOT swim. I don’t know why but it’s basically true!

[rdl6989]

Does the water run uphill both ways in these circular rivers?

[Daffynition]

You be hatin’

This is too funny for words.

Remember folks...if there ever is any kind of *Apocalypse*...their older brothas will be marauding your hood for food, gasoline, etc..

[doug from upland]

That is just Maxine Waters level stupid.

[stars & stripes forever]

[The river goes in a circle????]

Must have thought this was like a ‘lazy river’ water park ride.

[norwaypinesavage]

It’s too bad they were rescued so quickly. Otherwise, they would have been candidates to win a major Darwin Award.

[budj]

Big mistake: I thought (before I read the article) they’d be blondes.

[melancholy]

Yeah, right!

Go to NYC and try the Hudson River that goes around Manhattan to the East River via a little nice pond called the Atlantic Ocean.

Come see the sites on a tube.

[Fiddlstix]

Click the Pic

[discostu]

Rivers do go in circles. It’s just a really big circles that includes evaporation and precipitation and isn’t really good for tubing.

[dfwgator]

No evil white men around for guidance?

Yeah, but they don't ask for directions.

[Hot Tabasco]

My words are know the river or take someone with you who knows it and have a plan.’

My words are the only water that flows in a circle are located in your toilet. Rivers don't flow in circles.......

[Gamecock]

I'm ready, I've got my defensive perimeter all sketched out:

[reg45]

Grad. School?

[faucetman]

I can’t believe no one asked the obvious question ....are they blondes?

I see by the photo that they are not.

[madison10]

River goes half way across Michigan. They could have died on one of the dams. Wicked joke that one.

[Safetgiver]

I have a Ugandan acquaintence who I jokingly asked if he wanted to go swimming during the recent heat wave. His First reaction was “ why do you want to execute Me?” When I explained I was only trying to be considerate, he asked how big are the crocs in the Schuykill. I gave up.

[azishot]

LOLOLOL!!!