So, I guess this makes me the bad guy for firing a couple of rounds near the feet of the neighbor girl when she only gave me a half glass at her lemonade stand.
I paid the full quarter so I expect a full glass.
The local pizza place screwed up my stromboli order and I had to wait 15 minutes.
I caught up on some reading while there and didn’t think twice about it.
Yes, it does. You gave her a quarter and she gave you half... you cheapskate.
Your lucky she didn’t file assault charges on you.
You’d be paying at least $1000 to the bail company, $2500 or more to a lawyer, spending a night in jail, finding another neighborhood to live in temporarily because of the restraining order, and probably spending months doing community service and probation, assuming that was your first offense.
That could have been the most expensive half glass of lemonade ever!!!