Your lucky she didn’t file assault charges on you.
You’d be paying at least $1000 to the bail company, $2500 or more to a lawyer, spending a night in jail, finding another neighborhood to live in temporarily because of the restraining order, and probably spending months doing community service and probation, assuming that was your first offense.
That could have been the most expensive half glass of lemonade ever!!!
Hey!
I’m the victim here!
I paid for a full glass of lemonade!
That little criminal tried to cheat me out of half a glass of lemonade!
She’s lucky I didn’t wing her!