[sodpoodle]

To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk, and see who's happy to see you...

[sodpoodle]

Seenager

I just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.
I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant,they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to,
but right now I can’t remember their names.
So, please forward this to your friends;
they may be my friends, too.

[Neoliberalnot]

Dogs are a very special species. Most people never come to realize or appreciate just how special they are.

[Deplorable American1776]

Funny...

[SomeCallMeTim]

so true

[ml/nj]

I would add two more having just come back from a week in Norway with my wife.

Dogs don't care if you want to site on your balcony enjoying the view of the fjords smoking a cigar and sipping some Bourbon.

Dogs don't care if you paid fifty cents more for something when you wanted it instead of waiting two hours for someone who might sell it cheaper.

ML/NJ

[Phlap]

13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick them.

LOL

[SES1066]

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