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To: irish guard
Metric 14 is a 9/16” equivalent. Dude has bigger (or smaller) problems than this visit to the hospital...
36 posted on
07/06/2017 8:00:37 AM PDT by
Slicksadick
(We accept the love we think we deserve.)
To: irish guard
So? Oh sorry should have put on my reading glasses I thought it was a wench not a wrench! What a difference one letter makes!!
37 posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:31 AM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: irish guard
NO! I said “wench”, not “wrench”!
39 posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:50 AM PDT by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: irish guard
NO! I said “wench”, not “wrench”!
40 posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:57 AM PDT by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: irish guard
So that’s what busting a nut means.
Why did it take so long to remove? Some Chinese tools shatter to bits if you drop them.
To: irish guard
Stuck wrench? Craftsmen tools just ain’t what they used to be (since they started making them in ... china )
45 posted on
07/06/2017 8:05:34 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
To: irish guard
The guy is 37 and they called his parents.
How would you like to get that phone call about your pride and joy?
“No. No. That can’t be our son. Our son has sex with donuts.”
48 posted on
07/06/2017 8:07:41 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: irish guard
"Oh snap!"
To: irish guard
"Oooh...brother, I feel your pain."
53 posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:27 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are...)
To: irish guard
Why do these stories all come from China?
54 posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:30 AM PDT by
yetidog
To: irish guard
Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
55 posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:41 AM PDT by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: irish guard
Was it a spud wrench
58 posted on
07/06/2017 8:16:41 AM PDT by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: irish guard
Dr. Ho: Nurse, we don't have a code for penis stuck in wrench. Quick, call the Obamacare experts in the US. They have a code for flaming water ski injuries; they must have one for penis stuck in wrench.
To: irish guard
This is what happens after years of one child only in China. Everyone wanted a boy, so now there is a shortage of women and men have to fend for themselves!
60 posted on
07/06/2017 8:19:10 AM PDT by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
To: irish guard
It’s China. He needs the metric set.
To: irish guard
A little PB Blaster/Liquid Wrench and a breaker bar, and she’ll come right off!
To: irish guard
Perhaps he should have used...
-PJ
68 posted on
07/06/2017 8:31:46 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: irish guard
It would hurt, but he could just quickly jerk it off.
To: irish guard
I hate it when that happens.
70 posted on
07/06/2017 8:36:19 AM PDT by
OKSooner
(Never take a known wise-ass to the shooting range.)
To: irish guard
Was his tool Ridgid?
73 posted on
07/06/2017 8:45:18 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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