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1 posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
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A Box Wrench?


2 posted on 07/06/2017 7:45:05 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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This is gonna be an awesome thread


4 posted on 07/06/2017 7:46:52 AM PDT by This_Dude
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The key is at the end of this sentence:

“Reports fail to state how exactly the wrench got on there in the first place, though it is mentioned that the man is a bachelor.”


6 posted on 07/06/2017 7:47:30 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Perhaps he wanted to become a eunuch and work at the Imperial Palace.


9 posted on 07/06/2017 7:48:29 AM PDT by C19fan
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Over Torqued.


11 posted on 07/06/2017 7:49:16 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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Sum ding wong wif plick.


12 posted on 07/06/2017 7:49:22 AM PDT by deadrock (I is someone else.)
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The doctor explained to him that if he is desperate find a wench.


15 posted on 07/06/2017 7:51:07 AM PDT by deadrock (I is someone else.)
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16 posted on 07/06/2017 7:52:06 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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Maybe he was trying to see if it was a fertile Crescent.


17 posted on 07/06/2017 7:53:01 AM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik
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Won Hung Lo.


19 posted on 07/06/2017 7:53:21 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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Was he trying to loosen a nut?


20 posted on 07/06/2017 7:53:29 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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Is there a special wrench that's used on...

... Chinese Junk?

21 posted on 07/06/2017 7:53:38 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
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“Yea we get that alot here...”
From Big Bang Theory.
LOL


22 posted on 07/06/2017 7:54:06 AM PDT by Zathras
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Title does not match the linked article, which when read correctly, hurts even more to read:

Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off


23 posted on 07/06/2017 7:54:15 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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I see dentists were involved in the medical care.

Somehow, I feel we are not getting the whole story.


25 posted on 07/06/2017 7:55:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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What went wrong when Wang wanked with wrench?


26 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:00 AM PDT by ISonnet
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Like none of us had this happe-


27 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:11 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis

Ouch! I hate when that happens. Many of us here have had the same experience and can sympathize with this poor fellow.

32 posted on 07/06/2017 7:59:09 AM PDT by Blennos ( As)
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I see the problem there...


33 posted on 07/06/2017 8:00:03 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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“Docter, I have wang stuck on wench!”


34 posted on 07/06/2017 8:00:24 AM PDT by Fido969 (IN!)
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