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To: irish guard

A Box Wrench?


2 posted on 07/06/2017 7:45:05 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Was it a SnapOn tool?


3 posted on 07/06/2017 7:46:31 AM PDT by MarchonDC09122009 (When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Show him a pic of the wookie, it’ll slide right out.


5 posted on 07/06/2017 7:47:20 AM PDT by rsobin
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Have him look at nekkid pictures of prominent American feminists. Eventually the “member” should shrink enough to extract it.


8 posted on 07/06/2017 7:47:49 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
A Box Wrench?

Maybe a socket (to me).

10 posted on 07/06/2017 7:49:01 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

sounds like a pipe wrench.
a box wrench would work for his nuts


14 posted on 07/06/2017 7:50:40 AM PDT by dontreadthis (I finally came up with this tagline)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Probably a RIGID brand tool. Remember the 1950s calendar motto seen in all the gas stations of the pretty girls straddling the tools....
“A girl wants something RIGID between her legs.”

This reminds me of the old book EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK) in which doctors mentioned some men would stick their you know what into a bottle, then couldn’t get it out. The Dr would do what the man was afraid to do, break the bottle.


28 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:19 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

micrometer


29 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:43 AM PDT by xp38
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

“A Box Wrench?”

Personally, I prefer a deep, 12-point, impact suckit wench.


31 posted on 07/06/2017 7:58:08 AM PDT by moovova
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

A wrenching situation.


57 posted on 07/06/2017 8:15:24 AM PDT by Ambrose5459
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Bet he was torqued...


85 posted on 07/06/2017 10:20:30 AM PDT by RW_Whacko (RW_WHACKO)
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