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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
Shanghaiist.com ^ | Alex Lindor

Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard

Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung

Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???

Have at it FreeRepublic


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KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: Slings and Arrows

Loose nut problem


101 posted on 07/06/2017 3:30:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise ( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
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To: irish guard

Never use a wrench when you are supposed to use a screw.


102 posted on 07/06/2017 3:36:25 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: rsobin

It’ll go from outie to innie.


103 posted on 07/06/2017 4:31:02 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: irish guard

That is a tiny wrench. Just saying.


104 posted on 07/06/2017 4:36:39 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Waiting for inspiration)
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To: KosmicKitty

Tough crowd!


105 posted on 07/06/2017 4:38:31 PM PDT by Pelham (Liberate California. Deport Mexico Now)
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To: irish guard

Hard to believe this thread is still here.

Talk about purple nurple LOL


106 posted on 07/06/2017 5:01:24 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: irish guard

Cheap Chinee Clap!


107 posted on 07/06/2017 5:02:41 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife
Hard to believe this thread is still here.

Yep, the glitter boob thread disappeared fast!

108 posted on 07/06/2017 5:11:38 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem wiath socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: irish guard

Never use a wrench to do the job of a screw extractor.


109 posted on 07/06/2017 5:16:56 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!�)
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Our fault for introducing them to applientolgy.

Poor Won hung lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvfkWaBH27A


110 posted on 07/06/2017 5:19:46 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: TruthWillWin
I likee glitter boobs better ☺
111 posted on 07/06/2017 5:20:53 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Blennos
>I>Many of us here have had the same experience and can sympathize with this poor fellow.

Wrench? Maybe a wench...

112 posted on 07/06/2017 5:25:23 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea ((I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders))
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To: yetidog

China underbid Uttar Pradesh, and gives a quantity discout.


113 posted on 07/06/2017 5:28:28 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!�)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljnT49jU9vM

LOL


114 posted on 07/06/2017 5:30:04 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: irish guard

No need amputate. Wait 3 days; it turn black; fall off by itself.


115 posted on 07/06/2017 5:31:57 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!�)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Vietnamese Wax Job:
attractive lady masseuse—muscle & martial arts expert; low lights; soft music; slow, full body massage with aromatic oils.
When little soldier at full attention, quick karate chop—wax blown out of ears.


116 posted on 07/06/2017 5:48:44 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Goh dang rook at u ****!
All yerrow, blue, green, praid...


117 posted on 07/06/2017 5:51:56 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: tumblindice

Soldier dericatry tied to sandlewood with silk thongs...
Oils appried..

Ohhrrr Moshi moshi...

Whack!


118 posted on 07/06/2017 5:56:01 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: This_Dude

Have you the story of Dead eyed Dick, born to the world with a corkscrewed pr!#k.

He searched the world over, a hell of a hunt, to find a woman with a corkscrew c###.

When he finally found her ol’ Dick dropped dead because the woman’s c### had a left handed thread!


119 posted on 07/06/2017 6:08:52 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: irish guard

My friend worked the ER.
Others EMTs.

Strange place

I was a million to one shot Doc.. Million to one...


120 posted on 07/06/2017 6:29:11 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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