Have you the story of Dead eyed Dick, born to the world with a corkscrewed pr!#k.
He searched the world over, a hell of a hunt, to find a woman with a corkscrew c###.
When he finally found her ol’ Dick dropped dead because the woman’s c### had a left handed thread!
Ducks actually have corkscrew-shaped genitalia—to discourage rape culture among drakes.