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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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 | Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:46:31 AM PDT
by 
MarchonDC09122009
(When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
 
To: irish guard
    This is gonna be an awesome thread
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:46:52 AM PDT
by 
This_Dude
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    Show him a pic of the wookie, it’ll slide right out.
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:47:20 AM PDT
by 
rsobin
 
To: irish guard
    The key is at the end of this sentence:
“Reports fail to state how exactly the wrench got on there in the first place, though it is mentioned that the man is a bachelor.”
 
To: MarchonDC09122009
    Poor guy is 37 years old....none of the people in that room are even laughing. C’mon, this is some funny stuff
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    Have him look at nekkid pictures of prominent American feminists. Eventually the “member” should shrink enough to extract it.
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:47:49 AM PDT
by 
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao:   Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man.    How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
 
To: irish guard
    Perhaps he wanted to become a eunuch and work at the Imperial Palace.
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:48:29 AM PDT
by 
C19fan
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    A Box Wrench?Maybe a socket (to me).
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:49:01 AM PDT
by 
TruthShallSetYouFree
(I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
 
To: irish guard
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:49:16 AM PDT
by 
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
 
To: irish guard
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:49:22 AM PDT
by 
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
 
To: Pearls Before Swine
    *Untold Stories of the ER*
I read the title as :*Chinese Man Gets Wench Stuck on Penis*
Oopsie.
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:50:19 AM PDT
by 
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The LSN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    sounds like a pipe wrench.
a box wrench would work for his nuts
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:50:40 AM PDT
by 
dontreadthis
(I finally came up with this tagline)
 
To: irish guard
    The doctor explained to him that if he is desperate find a wench.
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:51:07 AM PDT
by 
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
 
To: irish guard
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:52:06 AM PDT
by 
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
 
To: irish guard
    Maybe he was trying to see if it was a fertile Crescent.
 
To: This_Dude
    This is gonna be an awesome thread
Would that be a 1/4-20 thread?
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 7:53:01 AM PDT
by 
Flick Lives
(#CNNblackmail - CNN commits extortion, violates 1st Amendment Rights of others)
 
To: irish guard
To: irish guard
    Was he trying to loosen a nut?
 
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