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Only a true friend would risk coming to pull your drunk butt out of a ditch even though he is drunk and already has 3 DWIs and he knows you have 1 DWI.
1 posted on 07/04/2017 6:43:18 PM PDT by BBell
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To: BBell

and a suspended license and a non-registered vehicle.


2 posted on 07/04/2017 6:48:16 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: BBell

I here to wescue you!


4 posted on 07/04/2017 6:56:23 PM PDT by aynrandfreak (Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
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To: BBell

Hey Boudreaux...


5 posted on 07/04/2017 6:59:07 PM PDT by Atomic Vomit (http://www.cafepress.com/aroostookbeauty/358829)
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Both have Phd’s in Cajun Drinking Studies from the University of Thibodaux at Thibodaux and are regarding as the most intelligent men in all of Thibodaux.

The men are otherwise known as Boudreaux & Thibodeaux.


6 posted on 07/04/2017 7:00:10 PM PDT by Timpanagos1
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Maybe the sheriff’s a nice guy and will put them in a cell together.


7 posted on 07/04/2017 7:01:38 PM PDT by PAR35
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You see. This is what forces folks into driving their riding mower to the liqour store. I mean, I’m hear to tell ya.


10 posted on 07/04/2017 7:26:00 PM PDT by Delta 21
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Amateurs - my best buddy from high school had a dozen DWI tickets during the 70’s. He didn’t make it to age 50, died of a destroyed liver.


11 posted on 07/04/2017 7:33:02 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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deputies responding to a single-vehicle crash on Erika Drive in Thibodaux learned that Fontenot had crashed his truck into a ditch

They stole this story from Hank williams: "The Thibodeaux, The Fontenot, the place is buzzin. Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen..."

17 posted on 07/04/2017 7:57:41 PM PDT by j. earl carter
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Just the good ol' boys

Never meanin' no harm

Beats all you never saw

Been in trouble with the law

Since the day they was born

19 posted on 07/04/2017 8:02:15 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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About forty-five minutes south of Thibadoux Louisiana
Lived a cat named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hannah.....


23 posted on 07/04/2017 9:40:47 PM PDT by HonkyTonkMan
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