Hey Boudreaux...
Boudreaux and Thibodaux were driving on the highway, on their way to go Bear hunting. They come upon this fork in the road, where there was a sign that said, “Bear Left”. They turned around and went home.
Boudreaux shot a Pelican and ate it. Word got around and the sheriff arrested him
Judge Thibodaux ask Boudreaux why he would shoot and eat a pelican as everybody knows it is illegal and the judge said if he could give him a good reason he would forgo the fine and jail time and give him probation. Boudreaux told the judge that times were hard and his family was hungry so he shot the pelican so his family would not starve. The judge said "ok Boudreaux I will let it slide this time but don't do it again". Then the Judge added "oh by the way what did it taste like"? To which Boudreaux replied "kind of a cross between an eagle and an owl".