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Florida Man Sits On Gun, Shoots Self In Penis, Police Say.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say ^ | June 30, 2017 | News4JaxStass

Posted on 06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Strac6

A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis while he was sitting in the driver’s seat of his Nissan Altima.

Shaneika Roberts, 25, told Jacksonville, FL, police that Cedrick Jelks, 38, ran into their home in a total panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She followed him and saw that he was shot in the penis.

She took him to the hospital, where he had surgery, police said.

He told Roberts that he sat on the gun and it went off. Police arrived at the hospital a little after 3 in the morning because of the gunshot wound, according to WJXT.

Jelks had a 2004 cocaine arrest, the police said. Because he is a convicted felon, he could face weapons charges for possessing a firearm


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To: Strac6

Pity it was a gun. If it was a sword he’d have been OK. The penis mightier than the sword, you know.


41 posted on 06/30/2017 7:49:23 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Strac6

Excellent. So no more cutesy “Amish” then.

Next time you post an article for the purpose of ridiculing blacks you’ll come right out and say blacks. Not Amish.

Your candor is be appreciated.


42 posted on 06/30/2017 7:50:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Strac6

The gun won’t go off if you don’t pull the trigger. That’s what a holster does. Protects the trigger until you remove the gun from it before shooting.

This numbnuts (pen intended) most likely had his finger on the trigger while he was stuffing the weapon into his pants.


43 posted on 06/30/2017 7:51:38 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ("If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there")
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To: Strac6

Boo got shot!


44 posted on 06/30/2017 7:53:56 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident Still burning. ThMAGA #Winning #covfefe)
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To: BenLurkin

“Excellent. So no more cutesy “Amish” then.”


I have been complaining about this dreadful appellation for quite a while.

It stopped being “funny” a long time ago.

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45 posted on 06/30/2017 7:55:12 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Strac6

Bruce Jenner?


46 posted on 06/30/2017 7:57:58 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Strac6

Floridaman!


47 posted on 06/30/2017 7:58:15 PM PDT by clintonh8r (AMERICA! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SCREEN NAME OBSOLETE!)
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To: ColdOne

“Shaneika ? “

Gesundheit!


48 posted on 06/30/2017 7:59:14 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Strac6

“Never put your .380 in the same pocket as your car keys.”

The person delivering this advice did so humorously. Who would have thought?


49 posted on 06/30/2017 8:00:23 PM PDT by Retain Mike
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To: BenLurkin
Check it out, Bubba:

Homicide, in Chicago at least, is almost exclusively a Black on Black thing. Something to think about.

50 posted on 06/30/2017 8:01:08 PM PDT by NorthMountain (The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
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To: Billthedrill

Groan That was awful. Wish I had thought of it.


51 posted on 06/30/2017 8:01:25 PM PDT by Hieronymus (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Strac6

In AFTER some knee-jerk claims it is fake news. :-)


52 posted on 06/30/2017 8:02:04 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: Strac6

Premature emasculation.


53 posted on 06/30/2017 8:02:05 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: Strac6
That's the long and short of it 😭
54 posted on 06/30/2017 8:02:09 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: Strac6

Wanted to prove that he wasn’t shooting blanks???


55 posted on 06/30/2017 8:09:34 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: NorthMountain

At least you’re not hiding behind “Amish.”


56 posted on 06/30/2017 8:10:28 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Strac6

I wonder what the Nissan option code is for a penis popper?


57 posted on 06/30/2017 8:11:34 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: smokingfrog

Yeah the “fun gun” doesn’t work anymore and his will be harder to find and may only drizzle.
AH ... never mind was correct response.


58 posted on 06/30/2017 8:12:34 PM PDT by mcshot (Prepare for the new meaning of "riding shotgun" as it's coming.)
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To: Billthedrill

CLEVER CLEVER CLEVER


59 posted on 06/30/2017 8:18:15 PM PDT by mcshot (Prepare for the new meaning of "riding shotgun" as it's coming.)
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To: BenLurkin
I have objected to that misuse of the term "Amish" for a long time.

1) It is a slander against the actual Amish.

2) It obscures the actual facts about violent street crime.

The graphic I posted regarding Chicago simply presents facts. An honest study of USA national crime statistics will reveal that the facts for America as a whole are not a lot different from the facts in Chicago.

In numbers grossly disproportionate to their fraction of the population, Blacks are both the perpetrators and the victims of violent crime.

Does that fact bother you? Are you offended that I dare to post it?

60 posted on 06/30/2017 8:22:09 PM PDT by NorthMountain (The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
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