Homicide, in Chicago at least, is almost exclusively a Black on Black thing. Something to think about.
Posted on 06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Strac6
A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis while he was sitting in the driver’s seat of his Nissan Altima.
Shaneika Roberts, 25, told Jacksonville, FL, police that Cedrick Jelks, 38, ran into their home in a total panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She followed him and saw that he was shot in the penis.
She took him to the hospital, where he had surgery, police said.
He told Roberts that he sat on the gun and it went off. Police arrived at the hospital a little after 3 in the morning because of the gunshot wound, according to WJXT.
Jelks had a 2004 cocaine arrest, the police said. Because he is a convicted felon, he could face weapons charges for possessing a firearm
Pity it was a gun. If it was a sword he’d have been OK. The penis mightier than the sword, you know.
Excellent. So no more cutesy “Amish” then.
Next time you post an article for the purpose of ridiculing blacks you’ll come right out and say blacks. Not Amish.
Your candor is be appreciated.
The gun won’t go off if you don’t pull the trigger. That’s what a holster does. Protects the trigger until you remove the gun from it before shooting.
This numbnuts (pen intended) most likely had his finger on the trigger while he was stuffing the weapon into his pants.
Boo got shot!
“Excellent. So no more cutesy “Amish” then.”
I have been complaining about this dreadful appellation for quite a while.
It stopped being “funny” a long time ago.
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Bruce Jenner?
Floridaman!
“Shaneika ? “
Gesundheit!
“Never put your .380 in the same pocket as your car keys.”
The person delivering this advice did so humorously. Who would have thought?
Homicide, in Chicago at least, is almost exclusively a Black on Black thing. Something to think about.
Groan That was awful. Wish I had thought of it.
In AFTER some knee-jerk claims it is fake news. :-)
Premature emasculation.
Wanted to prove that he wasn’t shooting blanks???
At least you’re not hiding behind “Amish.”
I wonder what the Nissan option code is for a penis popper?
Yeah the “fun gun” doesn’t work anymore and his will be harder to find and may only drizzle.
AH ... never mind was correct response.
CLEVER CLEVER CLEVER
1) It is a slander against the actual Amish.
2) It obscures the actual facts about violent street crime.
The graphic I posted regarding Chicago simply presents facts. An honest study of USA national crime statistics will reveal that the facts for America as a whole are not a lot different from the facts in Chicago.
In numbers grossly disproportionate to their fraction of the population, Blacks are both the perpetrators and the victims of violent crime.
Does that fact bother you? Are you offended that I dare to post it?
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