Posted on 06/30/2017 1:54:20 PM PDT by Red Badger
A pair of women attacked a 64-year-old man with pepper spray Thursday night near the Powell Street BART Station in San Francisco and stole a bag — which contained the victim’s laxatives, police said.
The irregular incident occurred about 9 a.m. when the man got into an argument with the two women, one of whom is estimated to be in her 20s, the other in her 60s, on Sixth Street between Market and Mission streets, according to the San Francisco Police Department.
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Loose women.
Or, at least they will be.
“irregular incident”
OK. That’s funny.
You stole my comment;) missed by 2 seconds!!!
These women really have to relax.
A man in San Francisco had his laxatives stolen?
Probably a chinaman.
Name of Hung Chow.
(ba doom shish!)
Police couldn’t decide whether to believe him or if he was full of sh!t..............
Bummer
It was reported that after these women stole the laxatives; they exclaimed...
“Hey, we gotta go.”
The police searched for witnesses and no one stepped forward to be the stool pigeon.
Police are hot on the trail of these two women who stole the laxatives.
Hot (and smelly) trail.
Police asked the 64 year old victim if he was willing to testify, he replied “it depends...”
When asked if he tried to defend himself, the victim said all he could do was push back.
This is why I never carry more than $100 dollars worth of laxatives on my person.
Currently they are running for the border...................bathroom..........
Well, crap.
Yep that did stick out to me also........ lol
Bit of advice for Lazamataz.
If you run into these laxative stealing women - Do not hit it.
The results could be explosive.
Turd burglars.
“Sh*t’s goooood!”
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