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Now You Can Buy Deodorant That Smells Like Rosé
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| 06/22/2017
Posted on 06/22/2017 10:46:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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This year's pet rock?
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:46:55 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
It’s cheaper just to splash some Ripple on your collar.
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:48:16 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
To: BenLurkin; All
No officer, its my deodorant....
Yeah nothing could go wrong with this...
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:48:47 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BenLurkin
I use to reek of smirnoff
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:49:00 AM PDT
by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: BenLurkin
That scared me. I thought at first glance it said Rosie. Smelling like a drunk is bad enough, but smelling like Rosie? Yikes.
To: JudyinCanada
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:51:15 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: JudyinCanada
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:51:27 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
To: BenLurkin
I use this deodorant, not these scents, but it doesn’t contain harmful chemicals and it works.
To: BenLurkin
Why on earth would you be trying to attract alcoholics? I see trouble ahead.
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posted on
06/22/2017 10:55:12 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(IN!)
To: Fido969
“Why on earth would you be trying to attract alcoholics?
A shot at Trump’s welfare plans....
Alcoholics can at least apply for jobs now.
“It’s my deodorant you’re smelling”.
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posted on
06/22/2017 11:00:25 AM PDT
by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
To: BenLurkin
Why not Chardonnay?....................
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posted on
06/22/2017 11:05:07 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Unless you eat The Bread of Life, you are toast!.......................)
To: BenLurkin
I just want a deodorant that keeps me from smelling like a rotting wildebeest carcass.
To: Fido969
Easier to score.
There was an “NYPD” epi or two about a serial killer hunting at AA meetings. Easier to get drunk and kill.
Actually, I’m guessing that this is an offshoot of taste-testing strips aimed at grocery store wine aisles.
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/22/2017 11:14:18 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(RuPaul and Yertle - our illustrious Republican leaders up the Hill - God help us!)
To: BenLurkin
My dear, your pits (sniff sniff)—they have a piquant, fruity and earthy bookay.
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posted on
06/22/2017 11:23:55 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: tumblindice
Why don’t they make perfumes that smell like chocolate cake? roast beef? gun oil?
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posted on
06/22/2017 11:44:56 AM PDT
by
oldasrocks
(rump)
To: oldasrocks
A dab of Hoppes #9, a little A-1 sauce behind wifey’s ears drives me plumb loco.
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posted on
06/22/2017 12:01:08 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: BenLurkin
Make one that smells like fresh cut grass, or a driftwood bonfire on a beach. I’d be all over those.
But Rosé? I have too many memories of trying to shower the alcohol odor off myself to ever want to smell that way intentionally.
To: BenLurkin
How about that smells like lumberjack? attract more women.
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posted on
06/22/2017 12:03:47 PM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Le Pen: "Islamism is a totalitarian ideology that has declared war on our nation, on civilization.")
To: tumblindice
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