This year's pet rock?
1 posted on
06/22/2017 10:46:55 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
It’s cheaper just to splash some Ripple on your collar.
2 posted on
06/22/2017 10:48:16 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
To: BenLurkin; All
No officer, its my deodorant....
Yeah nothing could go wrong with this...
3 posted on
06/22/2017 10:48:47 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BenLurkin
I use to reek of smirnoff
4 posted on
06/22/2017 10:49:00 AM PDT by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: BenLurkin
That scared me. I thought at first glance it said Rosie. Smelling like a drunk is bad enough, but smelling like Rosie? Yikes.
To: BenLurkin
I use this deodorant, not these scents, but it doesn’t contain harmful chemicals and it works.
To: BenLurkin
Why on earth would you be trying to attract alcoholics? I see trouble ahead.
9 posted on
06/22/2017 10:55:12 AM PDT by
Fido969
(IN!)
To: BenLurkin
Why not Chardonnay?....................
11 posted on
06/22/2017 11:05:07 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Unless you eat The Bread of Life, you are toast!.......................)
To: BenLurkin
I just want a deodorant that keeps me from smelling like a rotting wildebeest carcass.
To: BenLurkin
14 posted on
06/22/2017 11:14:18 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(RuPaul and Yertle - our illustrious Republican leaders up the Hill - God help us!)
To: BenLurkin
My dear, your pits (sniff sniff)—they have a piquant, fruity and earthy bookay.
15 posted on
06/22/2017 11:23:55 AM PDT by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: BenLurkin
Make one that smells like fresh cut grass, or a driftwood bonfire on a beach. I’d be all over those.
But Rosé? I have too many memories of trying to shower the alcohol odor off myself to ever want to smell that way intentionally.
To: BenLurkin
How about that smells like lumberjack? attract more women.
19 posted on
06/22/2017 12:03:47 PM PDT by
I want the USA back
(Le Pen: "Islamism is a totalitarian ideology that has declared war on our nation, on civilization.")
To: BenLurkin
I swear there is a homeless guy here who is so avante garde with this old whisky scent already! He is even more hip with the added waft of human urine.
22 posted on
06/22/2017 12:08:10 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Mine smells like Jack Daniels.
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