Posted on 06/17/2017 12:17:03 PM PDT by fhayek
No Tiger. No Phil. No Jason Day, Dustin Johnson or Rory McIlroy for that matter. Hell, Charley Hoffman is a co-leader. Fore!!
Dropping those up shots on the greens is crazy
FAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
Words and Music to Stairway to Heaven by Robert Plant and Jimmy Page
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm
AKA Ed Zeppelin
There's a lady who's sure all thats green is fresh grass.
And she's playing a fairway to heaven.
When she gets to the course, if the tee times are closed
With a word she can get her a foursome.
Ooh, ooh, and she's playing a fairway to heaven.
There's a twist in the putt but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes greens have two leanings.
In a hole at the pin, there's no lip that dips in,
Oft times some of our putts are forgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get when I stare from the trap,
And my stomach is crying for heaving.
In my dreams I have seen long straight drives off the tees,
And the voices of those who standing gawking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered, not sass, if we all take his class
Then the house Pro will lead us to reason.
And a low score will dawn for those who drive long
And the clubhouse will echo with laughter.
If youve hook shot in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a chip shot to the apron.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to charge your golf cart.
And it makes me wonder.
Your phone is ringing and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The foursomes calling you to join them,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your fairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we walk on down the course,
Our score is taller than our soul.
There strides a lady we all know
Who swings quite light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you practice very hard
Scratch par will come to you at last.
*Anise
When fun is all and all is fun
To hit a rock or hole in one.
And she's playing a fairway to heaven.
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Latin, French, politics, golf, Rock and Roll. What else is there to say?
Lonepalm...I’m really impressed with that. sjb
First time four players have shot seven under for a round in a single U.S. Open. And we are not even through round 3 yet.
What channel is it on?
Fox. Badger. Wolverine.
The announcers are not so good but at least they don't have The Shark any more.
Justin Thomas IS DA MAN!
63 is sick.
Awesome. Thank you.
On the green again,
Just can’t wait to get on the geeen again,
Life I love is making birdies with my friends
And I just can’t wait to get on the green again.
Etc.
Birchwood CC
Nashville, NC
Where I done learnt how to play the dastardly game.
Once in a while I’ll watch a little golf. What’s with the crowd yelling “Get in the hole” to the ball? Do they actually think the ball will listen?
I’m thinking they want to go home later and turn on their DVR and hear their voice. 5 seconds of fame.
Whats with the crowd yelling Get in the hole to the ball? Do they actually think the ball will listen?
Those would be the democrats in the audience.
How does Johnny Miller get introduced now that Justin Thomas topped his 9 under record with a ten under???
Is it just me or does the course seem too easy (for these guys)? It’s very long, but distance isn’t much of problem for these guys. IMHO the fairways are too wide for a U.S. Open.
This course is boring to me even though I realize how super talented these players are. It seems like an LPGA tournament where the tee shots go down onto the fairway, then onto the green, then one, two or three putts. Men's tournaments usually have far more exciting shots for the TV viewer... water, rough of different types, trees in the way, etc. This course has no water and no trees.
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