Stuff for Saturday

comic strip appearing in the “Virginian-Pilot” is “Pearls Befoe the Swine” | 6/17/2017 | self

[sodpoodle]

MERGER TIPS FOR 2017:

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2017:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

[sodpoodle]

Use your imagination and add your brilliance;)

[IronJack]

General Electric will buy out the synthetic cheese division of Kraft Foods and rebrand it as GE Whiz.

If Elie Wiesel's estate bought out Pepsi, the headline would read "Pop Goes to Wiesel."

[sodpoodle]

very excellent - More, more, more = you can do it;)

[bigbob]

Boy, some of those are OLD.

[DaveA37]

You have WAY too much time on your hands.

(Good stuff though)

[sportutegrl]

Al Franken will run for President in 2020 and select Jill Stein as a running mate.