To: nickcarraway
I didn’t mean to laugh out loud.
To: nickcarraway
Dionne Warwick house was destroyed in the Northridge earthquake you think she would have sold before hand
3 posted on
06/15/2017 2:25:40 PM PDT by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: nickcarraway
That’s because he was looking at his crystal ball instead of watching where he was going.
4 posted on
06/15/2017 2:25:41 PM PDT by
Jim W N
To: nickcarraway
Driving around town, my passenger became interested in posters taped to telephones spread around town. They were announcing a psychic fair the following weekend. SHe observe, “If they are psychics, why would they need to put posters up. Wouldn’t they just know?”
To: nickcarraway
There are some lawyers out there who see a good lawsuit coming.
To: nickcarraway
10 posted on
06/15/2017 2:38:57 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
To: nickcarraway
And neither psychic has ever won the lottery
11 posted on
06/15/2017 2:39:02 PM PDT by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
To: nickcarraway
He dined doing what he loved.
To: nickcarraway
That headline is hilarious.
14 posted on
06/15/2017 2:47:20 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of psychic Jean Dixon years ago. Front page of the STAR tabloid..
“JEAN DIXON SAYS NIXON WILL NOT RESIGN!”
It hit the news stands the week Nixon resigned.
Ten years later her publicity manager claimed she had predicted the resignation.
No she didn’t.
To: nickcarraway
Robertson was eating lunch with a friend at the time, who is also a psychic. So one says to the other, "You're fine, how am I?"
17 posted on
06/15/2017 2:57:15 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
Perhaps another line of work is needed.
To: nickcarraway; All
19 posted on
06/15/2017 2:59:06 PM PDT by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: nickcarraway
I’ve told this story on FR a couple of times, so bear with me...
There was a Psychic on Pasadina ave in St Pete.
So I go in and she greeted me in Romainian. Some kind of Gypsy dialect.
I said to her that I would pay her price if she could tell me my name.
I walked out.
5.56mm
21 posted on
06/15/2017 3:02:48 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: nickcarraway
That reminds me of the old joke that YOUR weekly horoscope only goes up to Thursday.
-PJ
22 posted on
06/15/2017 3:02:52 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: nickcarraway
'Miss Cleo' could not be reached for comment...'cuz I thinks she bees in prison!
26 posted on
06/15/2017 4:43:48 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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