[nickcarraway]

[Slyfox]

[BunnySlippers]

Rather like KFC’s fried chicken corsages available at participating florists.

[bgill]

Just in time for Father’s Day!

Make a bacon bouquet using real floral - http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bacon+bouquet&&view=detail&mid=80A2C48017E4220AFA5A80A2C48017E4220AFA5A&FORM=VRDGAR - save those cut off flowers and float them in a bowl of water.

Make a bacon bouquet with bits of greenery - http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bacon+bouquet&&view=detail&mid=8B3500AD5F412A89973D8B3500AD5F412A89973D&rvsmid=80A2C48017E4220AFA5A80A2C48017E4220AFA5A&fsscr=0&FORM=VDQVAP

One with fresh spinach leaves - http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bacon+bouquet&&view=detail&mid=7EBBEF3A0C1FD22541D67EBBEF3A0C1FD22541D6&rvsmid=80A2C48017E4220AFA5A80A2C48017E4220AFA5A&fsscr=0&FORM=VDQVAP

[dfwgator]

May I suggest a couple of Mosques they can send orders to?

[Bigg Red]

Where is the father of the 4-year-old boy she mentions?

[Architect of Avalon]

I look forward to reading articles about Men-Owned Small Businesses.

[Two Kids' Dad]

This needs to be reported in the Washington Free Bacon.

[Hugin]

I’d pork that!