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Trees have sex, feel pain, says German forester
Deutsche Welle ^ | 06.02.2017 | Elizabeth Schumacher

Posted on 06/02/2017 12:52:41 PM PDT by Olog-hai

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To: Olog-hai

Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.


41 posted on 06/02/2017 1:30:42 PM PDT by neefer (We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again.)
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I have to admit...I do know some trees...

The twins, Crepe and Myrtle...
Myrtle was a socialite...She loved to wrap herself in a Fir...

Her boyfriend, Wally Nut would actually Pine for her when she was away...

Poor had hardly anything...His only possession was a Pecan he kept under his bed for use at night...


42 posted on 06/02/2017 1:33:46 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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That was poor Crepe...


43 posted on 06/02/2017 1:34:33 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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Oh yeah...I forgot to tell about their cousins, the Twig twins...


44 posted on 06/02/2017 1:35:34 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: Olog-hai

Remember, when your Maple tree says “yes” it means anal


45 posted on 06/02/2017 1:35:58 PM PDT by montag813
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To: UCANSEE2

That rock looks like he’s ..um.. ready, so to speak.


46 posted on 06/02/2017 1:37:23 PM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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To: samtheman

LOL, I was going to post the hippie video too


47 posted on 06/02/2017 1:39:51 PM PDT by bigtoona (Make America Great Again! America First!)
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To: Olog-hai

We get morning wood.

Trees just get wood 24/7 365.


48 posted on 06/02/2017 1:49:00 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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49 posted on 06/02/2017 1:54:44 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: Olog-hai

“Trees have sex”

Trees must have wood 24/7 then....

(I’ll show myself out)


50 posted on 06/02/2017 1:55:31 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: rrrod

“NAZI TREES HAVING SEX ALERT!”

When I see a Nazi Tree, I feel a need to “bash an Ash”.


51 posted on 06/02/2017 1:57:08 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: Olog-hai

So if trees’ CO2 supply is cut off, do they experience auto-erotic asphyxiation?


52 posted on 06/02/2017 2:05:14 PM PDT by rfp1234 (DinosorosExtinction)
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To: Olog-hai

“He be smoking some heavy duty weed.”


53 posted on 06/02/2017 2:07:30 PM PDT by cpdiii ( Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. CONSTITUTUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: bigtoona; rdl6989

If the story involves leftists and trees, I post that video. It’s easy to find, just google ‘youtube hippies crying trees’ and it’s always the first link.


54 posted on 06/02/2017 2:11:29 PM PDT by samtheman (Trump++)
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To: samtheman

Yeah. Okie dokie. That wasn’t weird... Not weird at all.


55 posted on 06/02/2017 2:14:28 PM PDT by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deo et Vives)
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To: samtheman

Hippies - Crying Over Dead Trees. I wonder what those hippies do in their homes when they know it’s built with trees?


56 posted on 06/02/2017 2:16:33 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: Olog-hai
Dieter, what do you think about this?


57 posted on 06/02/2017 2:21:31 PM PDT by mikrofon (Sprockets!)
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To: Olog-hai

And here we’re being told Americans are science-deniers.


58 posted on 06/02/2017 2:25:11 PM PDT by miss marmelstein
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To: fwdude

Boy, this guy is some kind of lonely.....sheesh!


59 posted on 06/02/2017 2:31:40 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: Olog-hai

This would seem to mean that all plants do, rendering vegetarians insidiously cruel and inhuman.


60 posted on 06/02/2017 3:00:55 PM PDT by onedoug
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