I have to admit...I do know some trees...
The twins, Crepe and Myrtle...
Myrtle was a socialite...She loved to wrap herself in a Fir...
Her boyfriend, Wally Nut would actually Pine for her when she was away...
Poor had hardly anything...His only possession was a Pecan he kept under his bed for use at night...
That was poor Crepe...
Oh yeah...I forgot to tell about their cousins, the Twig twins...