However my wife was not the first Colombiana I met. One woman I dated was completely batsh@t crazy. She was a white Euro with little or no Indian. "Highly Entertaining" but I had just gotten out of a crazy relationship and engaged in a low key escape plan when she asked me to run away to France with her.
"I'd love to go to France, but I am washing my hair next Tuesday."
No, I did not say that or come close to it, but every time I think about that situation this is the first excuse that comes to mind.
Anyway it ended well, except for the part where I found out she was married later but separated. The whole time. Changed my number not long after that. My word to him would have been "Dude, to her you are just one wave in a sea of d@ck and she's been surfing..."
Anyway, not long later I met my wife. At some point I learned that well, another Colombian. Totally different experience and we are going strong after what is now about 22 years since we met.
I hope this post is as entertaining to you as it was for me to remember. Thank you God that I am not single. Dating was an exercise in volatile chaos because I adore Latinas and have a "thing" for accents and foreign languages. Would I do it all over again? As a young man, hella yeah.
Yer as kuhRayZee as me.
Latinas tick me off and are my biggest turn on.
Those eyes and their freedom to express themselves are spell binding.
Still, I couldnt stop laughing “Dude, to her you are just one wave in a sea of d@ck and she’s been surfing...”
Funny as hell...
I know plenty of Colombians, several are insane as you know. The anxiety and anger levels hover pretty high among all the ones I know.
My wife is Cuban and we have a friend who is Cuban married to a Colombian. Ay Caramaba! I can only imagine the hot/cold relationship those two have.
Did the first Columbian woman have an alleged ‘daughter’? If so, I may remember you from that era. I haven’t thought of you, or that, for years.
Yeah, latin ladies do have an eye opening temper when they get riled.