We read the book Genesis.
yep. Give him a prize. He can have anything on the third shelf. Next!
Yea right.
Put me down as a global ocean flat earth denier.
Holy Noah ,it’s true
Alternatively, the great flood of Noah actually occurred.
If the mountains fell in the sea,
Let it be, it ain’t me.
The heathens are trying to sneak up on our blind side with “zircon grains” and such bolshevik. They know there are innumerable aquatic fossils up in the mountains, and absolutely MUST explain it away, while concurrently nixing the Flood of Noah.
Soooooooo.....it was water that was such a great insulator that the earth’s core never cooled off.
Now I have to get a water thermos for my soup.
I wish these scientists would make up their minds. I can’t afford to buy a new thermos every day.
Did these rocks have serial numbers 1-99 or ancient bar codes? Maybe Fred Flintstone left his initials!
These so called scientists are watching too many cartoons or hitting the bong too much!!!
NEW FLASH....NOBODY KNOWS WHAT PREHISTORIC EARTH WAS LIKE....CAUSE there is NO YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!!!
Getting hit by a body the size of Mars that threw up enough crust to create the moon AND displace enough matter to create the Pacific Ocean vs the mega continents would do that.
Earth 4.4 billion years ago was flat and almost entirely covered in water with just a few small islands, new RESEARCH SUGGESTS.
Scientists came to the CONCLUSION after analysing tiny zircon mineral grains
Research Suggests? Conclusion? All boils down to they are guessing!
And the moon is made of green cheese.
The waters were parted and a firmament created... sounds familiar.
And, it was flat too. Then it got warm and the water evaporated and all of a sudden.......................algore was born. ;-)

How do they know this particular plate, like all the others, might have gone through multiple, maybe thousands, of cycles of being subducted, molten, reformed, uplifted, eroded, subducted, molten, reformed, uplifted, eroded, etc., etc., etc.
The Earth might be trillions of years old, and their studies would only discover the 4 billion years of the current exposure of a tectonic plate.
ML/NJ
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And so forth....
Just like that one time when...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei figured out the Earth wasn't at the center of the universe after all - and convicted of heresy.
These same geniuses have also managed to castrate those within their purview of the ability to apply biological fact and common sense toward correcting the condition of cultural psychosis in which the delusion of "Gender fluidity" has been concocted.

Sounds like the planet Pandora in Herbert’s “The Lazarus Effect”.