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Fury as amusement park opens claw machine in which players can scoop up a REAL kitten
The Mirror ^
| 3 MAY 2017
| Kelly-Ann Mills
Posted on 05/03/2017 2:19:48 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: DannyTN
That’s Burt! And I don’t think I’ve seen that. I wonder if it’s on Netflix? Yep, it's Burt. And if Netflix doesn't have it, check out the Critics Choice catalogue for a DVD copy. No guarantee, but they have a LOT of '60s-'70s-'80s TV and film oldies.
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posted on
05/03/2017 5:46:55 PM PDT
by
archy
(Whatever doesn't kill yeu makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, and eat you.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
05/03/2017 6:05:04 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: equaviator
I want one that will not require an indoor litter box. Oh, Sire! You have but to request, and I, the genie of the lamp, will fulfill your request! Shazaam!
[ POOOOOOF!]
[Sorry about the skid marks. Rush job on short order, whatdaya expect?]
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posted on
05/03/2017 8:10:53 PM PDT
by
archy
(Whatever doesn't kill yeu makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, and eat you.)
To: archy
I’ll wait until it’s a “sailcat”.
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posted on
05/04/2017 9:02:14 AM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
05/04/2017 9:03:53 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: equaviator
A sailcat, according to Jonathan Winters, is a cat so dead and flat from being repeatedly run over and dried in the hot sun that you can peel it off of the asphalt and sail it into a cornfield.
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posted on
05/04/2017 9:05:28 AM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: dfwgator
"Adults Only"
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posted on
05/04/2017 10:50:58 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: dfwgator; JoeProBono
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posted on
05/04/2017 10:53:13 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: equaviator
Gawd, I miss Jonathan Winters and the likes of George Carlin.
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posted on
05/04/2017 10:55:18 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: Daffynition
Yep, look what we have now. Pathetic!
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posted on
05/04/2017 11:04:17 AM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
05/04/2017 11:13:09 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
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To: equaviator
I’ll wait until it’s a “sailcat”. Sailcat, mashed flat, got run over, and that was that,
But on the road was where he wanted to be,
Meow,meow, on the prowl,
Chased by dogs and a horney owl,
Yeah on the road was where he wanted to be.
Got lured in by the Diesel song
Called him in and did him wrong
and on the road is where he'll be now on.
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posted on
05/04/2017 12:10:55 PM PDT
by
archy
(Whatever doesn't kill yeu makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, and eat you.)
To: EinNYC
OMG, how CRUEL. Those babies are way too young to leave their mom, and that claw would certainly hurt them. What a total anal orifice who came up with such a degenerate cruel idea. Somewhere Up Above, the spirit of Amanda Blake is nodding the shade of her head in agreement with you, and thinking *You go, Girl!*
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posted on
05/04/2017 12:15:14 PM PDT
by
archy
(Whatever doesn't kill yeu makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, and eat you.)
To: dayglored
Or just push the kitten in backwards through the exit chute? Probably easieer than straightening out a wire coat hanger and hooking the cat with it and pulling it out through the coin slot.
Kittens need food and water, and produce lots of poop. That machine would be a total icky mess in 20 minutes.
Unless you tranq 'em up real good first. Which would also cut down on the squalling when the barbs from the claws cut through their fur.
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posted on
05/04/2017 12:20:21 PM PDT
by
archy
(Whatever doesn't kill yeu makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, and eat you.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
05/04/2017 2:14:20 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: JoeProBono
That Lil' Robin Hood! Send in the drones!
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posted on
05/04/2017 2:23:39 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: archy
That had me laughing for 5 solid minutes. I know I’m warped.
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posted on
05/04/2017 3:58:33 PM PDT
by
wgmalabama
(Conservatism is today defined in part as cutting everyone Else's check, but not mine)
To: wgmalabama
That had me laughing for 5 solid minutes. I know I’m warped. If cat comments aren't enough for you, you might find a chuckle or two in the war story [Once upon a time/there I was] in the following airplane post and the cutlines on the photos I posted there.
My post is #33 down, but you need to read at least a bit of the posted item & thread to get the idea. I suppose I'll hear from a couple of irate FReepers who take their Airplanes Very Seriously.
You happen to notice that one of the taglines attached to this post & thread is *Weird*? Wasn't me did it, and I'm about half-afraid to find out what else fits that tag....
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posted on
05/04/2017 6:33:08 PM PDT
by
archy
(Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, then eat you.)
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