[archy]

I want one that will not require an indoor litter box.

Oh, Sire! You have but to request, and I, the genie of the lamp, will fulfill your request! Shazaam!

[ POOOOOOF!]

[Sorry about the skid marks. Rush job on short order, whatdaya expect?]

[equaviator]

I’ll wait until it’s a “sailcat”.

[wgmalabama]

That had me laughing for 5 solid minutes. I know I’m warped.