[equaviator]

I’ll wait until it’s a “sailcat”.

[equaviator]

A sailcat, according to Jonathan Winters, is a cat so dead and flat from being repeatedly run over and dried in the hot sun that you can peel it off of the asphalt and sail it into a cornfield.

[archy]

I’ll wait until it’s a “sailcat”.

Sailcat, mashed flat, got run over, and that was that,
But on the road was where he wanted to be,
Meow,meow, on the prowl,
Chased by dogs and a horney owl,
Yeah on the road was where he wanted to be.

Got lured in by the Diesel song
Called him in and did him wrong
and on the road is where he'll be now on.