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Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Walmart bathroom
Miami Herald ^ | APRIL 21, 2017 1:44 PM | KENNY OCKER

Posted on 04/25/2017 4:14:51 PM PDT by COBOL2Java

A drunken man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington Walmart bathroom and caught his underwear on fire Monday, according to Central Pierce Fire & Rescue.

Firefighters were dispatched to the store at 20307 Mountain Highway E. about 6:30 p.m. after fire alarms went off, Central Pierce spokesman Brian Levings said Wednesday.

They went to the store and found the bathroom filled with smoke.

As the man sat on the toilet, drawers down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and ignited his underwear, Levings said.

The man slept through all this, Levings added.

(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: peopleofwalmart
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To: COBOL2Java

I also liked the part where he a pulled a knife on the firemen using an extinguisher on his pants.


41 posted on 04/25/2017 5:34:59 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: blueunicorn6

You’re invoking the “liar, liar, pants on fire” rule?


42 posted on 04/25/2017 5:45:25 PM PDT by gundog (Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Walmart Special Sale: Smokey sausage on aisle 6


43 posted on 04/25/2017 5:58:32 PM PDT by Candor7 (i DO)
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To: COBOL2Java

Drunk, smoking, sitting on the toilet at Walmart. What could go wrong?


44 posted on 04/25/2017 6:13:51 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: COBOL2Java

LMAO!


45 posted on 04/25/2017 6:32:38 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: LouieFisk

LOLOLOLOLOL>........................................


46 posted on 04/25/2017 6:33:51 PM PDT by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: COBOL2Java

I can’t even


47 posted on 04/25/2017 6:49:10 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: COBOL2Java

“How dare ye, ye winds, to mingle the heavens and the earth and raise such a tumult without my leave? You I will—but first I must quiet the waves.”


48 posted on 04/25/2017 6:52:20 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: COBOL2Java

I hate it when that happens.


49 posted on 04/25/2017 7:04:02 PM PDT by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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To: bgill

Dang it.


50 posted on 04/25/2017 7:06:12 PM PDT by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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To: COBOL2Java

A Walmartian drops a Duice
and burns the place Down...
Surprise..Surprise!


51 posted on 04/25/2017 7:22:13 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: COBOL2Java

That old 70’s song. Fiiiiiiya wah woo wah woo woo woo.


52 posted on 04/25/2017 7:27:57 PM PDT by Carry me back (Cut the feds by 90%)
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To: COBOL2Java

Democrats will Institute
a bill that requires
all underwear sold at
Walmart be fireproof...
If this was a transgender
bathroom, this would include
ladies underwear also...


53 posted on 04/25/2017 8:54:33 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moosey)
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To: COBOL2Java

What an ash-hole.


54 posted on 04/25/2017 9:03:24 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: RightGeek

That’s some serious VD there bro.


55 posted on 04/25/2017 9:04:49 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: COBOL2Java

56 posted on 04/25/2017 9:08:28 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: COBOL2Java

Burning man, now at walmart.


57 posted on 04/26/2017 12:41:44 AM PDT by Trillian
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