Posted on 04/25/2017 4:14:51 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
A drunken man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington Walmart bathroom and caught his underwear on fire Monday, according to Central Pierce Fire & Rescue.
Firefighters were dispatched to the store at 20307 Mountain Highway E. about 6:30 p.m. after fire alarms went off, Central Pierce spokesman Brian Levings said Wednesday.
They went to the store and found the bathroom filled with smoke.
As the man sat on the toilet, drawers down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and ignited his underwear, Levings said.
The man slept through all this, Levings added.
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I also liked the part where he a pulled a knife on the firemen using an extinguisher on his pants.
You’re invoking the “liar, liar, pants on fire” rule?
Walmart Special Sale: Smokey sausage on aisle 6
Drunk, smoking, sitting on the toilet at Walmart. What could go wrong?
LMAO!
LOLOLOLOLOL>........................................
I can’t even
“How dare ye, ye winds, to mingle the heavens and the earth and raise such a tumult without my leave? You I willbut first I must quiet the waves.”
I hate it when that happens.
Dang it.
A Walmartian drops a Duice
and burns the place Down...
Surprise..Surprise!
That old 70’s song. Fiiiiiiya wah woo wah woo woo woo.
Democrats will Institute
a bill that requires
all underwear sold at
Walmart be fireproof...
If this was a transgender
bathroom, this would include
ladies underwear also...
What an ash-hole.
That’s some serious VD there bro.
Burning man, now at walmart.
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