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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***
Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I couldn't resist....so many memes this week
The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many. #UnitedMovieLines
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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines
Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines
This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines
May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines
And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines
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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines
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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...
To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi
And, how many have been taken in by this?
And, to sum up this week in one pic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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04/21/2017 7:05:59 PM PDT
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luvie
(Be still and know that I Am GOD.....Psalm 46:10)
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04/21/2017 9:19:33 PM PDT
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04/22/2017 6:04:58 AM PDT
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Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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Earth celebrates Earth day
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04/23/2017 11:57:14 AM PDT
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mrsmith
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04/24/2017 8:56:24 AM PDT
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Travis T. OJustice
(<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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04/24/2017 9:04:50 AM PDT
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Travis T. OJustice
(<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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Why does Kim Jong Un love books?
- Because he is the Supreme Reader
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