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Nyet, nyet, nyet.....
1 posted on 04/09/2017 10:48:29 AM PDT by Beave Meister
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Wait! If I’ve been in the employ of the Russians why haven’t I received a check?


33 posted on 04/09/2017 12:10:03 PM PDT by McGavin999
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Damn, got me.


34 posted on 04/09/2017 12:20:58 PM PDT by Lorianne
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Don't laugh about the Russian space beam. It's a fact, and I'd provide a link but am too lazy, that Hillary had more than a 99% chance of winning as of Election Day. As Rachael Maddox said, even if we gave all the toss up states and one Maine electoral vote to Trump, he still WOULD'T WIN!

That was when Putin narrowed his eyes and gave the order “engage the space beam, let's win this thing for my puppet Trump!” Next thing you know, our very democracy was attacked. Plus sexism and misogyny and uglyism.

36 posted on 04/09/2017 12:25:01 PM PDT by Rebelrage ("To crush your enemies -- See them driven, and to hear the lamentation of their women")
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LOL. I emailed this to a friend.


37 posted on 04/09/2017 12:29:40 PM PDT by gattaca (Republicans believe every day is July 4, democrats believe every day is April 15. Ronald Reagan)
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From this day forward I'll be wearing my “Anti-Russian Brainwave Manipulator” Lumimen Hat
38 posted on 04/09/2017 12:31:11 PM PDT by F105-D ThunderChief (By the People, not By the Government!)
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At least I got the babe from the Americans to sleep with me for my vote!


39 posted on 04/09/2017 12:33:45 PM PDT by Gadsden1st
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EVEN BETTER :

100% 0f democrat voters were ISIS terrorist .


40 posted on 04/09/2017 1:25:51 PM PDT by Lionheartusa1 ()-: ISIS is Islam without the lipstick :-()
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During the primaries, I started off 100% for Jeb, but then Anastasiya here convinced me to go for Trump. I tried to resist. I swear! But there is only so much a man can take!

42 posted on 04/09/2017 1:55:35 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Oh, no. I forgot where I put my bug-out bag. I’ll find it. See you all back in the Motherland.


45 posted on 04/09/2017 2:47:54 PM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of incompetence and corruption.)
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That reminds me, when am I going to get my check, Pooty Poot?


47 posted on 04/09/2017 2:52:58 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
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Gee I used a considerable amount of Russian Dressing during the campaign season...

Is that a problem for me now?

Hmm...can I expect a check from Vlad?*

*Anyone know the he current exchange rate for rubles ;)


49 posted on 04/09/2017 3:31:15 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Inside Every Liberal is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out - D. Horowitz)
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Damn...I told my wife we needed to make sure our kids learned to speak Russian but she insisted that we obey the Center’s direction to not do that. Now they are going to hate us now that we have to whisk them back to Russia with us.

Damn, back to packing for the trip!


50 posted on 04/09/2017 5:36:26 PM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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So THIS is why I like the Russian dancing part of “The Nutcracker.”


51 posted on 04/09/2017 5:37:39 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! And please, God, bless the USA again.)
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I reside in Roswell. The
Russian mind Beam had
virtually no effect as
the aliens (ET’s, not
illegals), have already
beamed their conservative,
America first, Trump supporting program into
my head....


52 posted on 04/09/2017 6:39:12 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moosey)
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I hear the dump truck out front right now. . . it’s the Russians, they’re delivering my vote pay. . . in Rubles. After exchange into dollars, I should be able to buy a loaf of Russian Rye!


55 posted on 04/09/2017 7:37:51 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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Sounds like liberal mcCarthyism to me.


57 posted on 04/13/2017 3:17:18 PM PDT by mainestategop (DonÂ’t Let Freedom Slip Away! After America , There is No Place to Go)
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