Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


1 posted on 03/27/2017 9:01:15 AM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: nickcarraway

Wonder how he got through TSA checkpoints.


2 posted on 03/27/2017 9:02:02 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Ambition Without Talent Is Sad, Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway
That's his stomach? Looks more like his shoulder.

But then, I've never been good at reading x-rays.

4 posted on 03/27/2017 9:04:53 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Looks more like a set of forceps instead of scissors.


9 posted on 03/27/2017 9:17:26 AM PDT by riverrunner
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Another Mars commercial?


10 posted on 03/27/2017 9:18:07 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Viet Nam...were they pinko shears?


11 posted on 03/27/2017 9:19:15 AM PDT by moovova
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway
he said his stomach still hurt, but he went to a local clinic and was diagnosed as having a stomach ache
What a great diagnosis - right on.
13 posted on 03/27/2017 9:21:13 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

My guess is that by “stomach” they actually mean abdominal cavity.


16 posted on 03/27/2017 9:29:51 AM PDT by jalisco555 ("In a Time of Universal Deceit Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act" - George Orwell)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

This man should count his lucky stars he didn’t require an MRI during those 18 years since his surgery.


19 posted on 03/27/2017 9:38:10 AM PDT by wtd
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

As a comedian he was a real cutup


22 posted on 03/27/2017 10:20:55 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Edward Scissor Stomach


23 posted on 03/27/2017 10:30:41 AM PDT by Bob434
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

... hope he didn’t run with those scissors ...


27 posted on 03/27/2017 11:15:30 AM PDT by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Could have been really dangerous. He could have been Kenyan.


28 posted on 03/27/2017 11:26:17 AM PDT by diggerwillow
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson