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To: JoeProBono; Salamander
Horses are nice.
Ducks are mean.
2 posted on
03/23/2017 1:50:29 PM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: JoeProBono
3 posted on
03/23/2017 1:50:30 PM PDT by
Java4Jay
(The evils of government are directly proportional to the tolerance of the people.)
To: JoeProBono
No a horse sized duck would mess you up
It not the bite of the bill.... it the pecking the duck would just mess you up with his giant pecker
4 posted on
03/23/2017 1:52:45 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(Tophat9000)
To: JoeProBono
Depends... how’s it taste?
6 posted on
03/23/2017 1:53:00 PM PDT by
thoughtomator
(Purple: the color of sedition)
To: JoeProBono
You say it’s a fight. Do I get to pick my weapon? Or is this strictly bare knuckles????
Short of weapons I wouldn’t want to fight a 1,000 lb ANYTHING.
7 posted on
03/23/2017 1:56:50 PM PDT by
jdsteel
(Give me freedom, not more government.)
To: JoeProBono
Has Obama figured it out yet?
9 posted on
03/23/2017 1:58:25 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: JoeProBono
One of my aunts was bitten by a horse...
10 posted on
03/23/2017 1:58:48 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: JoeProBono; Salamander; 50mm; humblegunner; Darksheare
(I wonder if maybe we could epoxy the duck's bill shut?)
11 posted on
03/23/2017 1:59:13 PM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: JoeProBono
Ducks are not mean, but geese are, and ostriches are. So since size is a factor here, and geese and ostriches are larger than ducks, I am going to guess that a horse sized duck would have quite an attitude.
Horses mostly kick people who are behind them, so if you can keep in front of the herd, you'd be safe.
To: JoeProBono
Where I work is surrounded by about 100 goose-sized geese. Neither their attitudes nor their poop is pleasant. I dread when they start nesting.
18 posted on
03/23/2017 2:04:01 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: JoeProBono
26 posted on
03/23/2017 2:20:29 PM PDT by
Fungi
(Five genera of fungi are responsible for 90% of all inhaled fungi. Breathing is not healthy.)
To: JoeProBono
You can ask questions like this of the guy who does the XKCD comic, and he answers them.
27 posted on
03/23/2017 2:24:20 PM PDT by
tbw2
To: JoeProBono
I’d choose the 100 duck-sized horses. I doubt they’d be smart enough to coordinate an attack, so it would basically be me chasing them around and attacking them one (or a few) at a time. If they tried to stampede I’d jump over the lead few and try to land on some, then target any stragglers in the back of the herd. Rinse and repeat.
31 posted on
03/23/2017 2:35:06 PM PDT by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Make America America Again ))))
To: JoeProBono
Dumb question... What I want to know is what did tornado’s sound like before freight trains?
To: JoeProBono
41 posted on
03/23/2017 2:57:09 PM PDT by
henbane
To: JoeProBono
Ducks are not feisty? I guess Dr. McGowan never saw a Daffy Duck cartoon.
To: JoeProBono
46 posted on
03/23/2017 3:21:11 PM PDT by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: JoeProBono
I would rather fight a banana that looks like a duck.
To: JoeProBono
One thousand pound?! Why you no rike one thousand pound duck?
53 posted on
03/23/2017 3:57:17 PM PDT by
Hatteras
To: JoeProBono
59 posted on
03/23/2017 5:14:16 PM PDT by
Trillian
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