(I wonder if maybe we could epoxy the duck's bill shut?)
“Here are some of the insightful, challenging questions Republicans have asked Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch during his three days of hearings:
“Do you think your writings reflect a knee-jerk attitude against common-sense regulations?”
“Would you tell me where your favorite fishing stream is?”
“Is it true that you have been endorsed by John Elway?”
“Jury duty. Have you ever been called up?”
“Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?”
“What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?” (It’s a reference to “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”)
“What was it like to be a law clerk for Byron White?” “Were you lucky enough to get him on the basketball court?” “How’s his jump shot?”
“I understand you take law clerks, some not from the west, to the Denver rodeo ... can you share your experiences?”