Posted on 03/23/2017 1:43:04 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Horses are mean. They have a nasty tendency to turn on you and put you behind them. They also typically have a few screws loose....doesn’t help. Bring on the duck-sized ones, though — payback time!
Ducks are nice.
Geese are mean.
“Here are some of the insightful, challenging questions Republicans have asked Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch during his three days of hearings:
“Do you think your writings reflect a knee-jerk attitude against common-sense regulations?”
“Would you tell me where your favorite fishing stream is?”
“Is it true that you have been endorsed by John Elway?”
“Jury duty. Have you ever been called up?”
“Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?”
“What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?” (It’s a reference to “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”)
“What was it like to be a law clerk for Byron White?” “Were you lucky enough to get him on the basketball court?” “How’s his jump shot?”
“I understand you take law clerks, some not from the west, to the Denver rodeo ... can you share your experiences?”
A horse sized duck would have so much down and feathers I doubt you could land a punch hard enough to hurt it.
Well ... Duh!
What other size would they be?
Except for horse sized of course.
Get a life.
You can ask questions like this of the guy who does the XKCD comic, and he answers them.
I know some of those questions are real.
I read about Ted Cruz asking him the “Hitchhiker” one.
But the rest...
Is there somewhere those are published that I could link?
Horse sized duck - I like duck, I’ll it after I kill it
Ted Cruz and Neil Gorsuch: Former SCOTUS Clerks, Current Rodeo Fans
http://www.nbcnews.com/card/ted-cruz-neil-gorsuch-former-scotus-clerks-current-rodeo-fans-n736726
I’d choose the 100 duck-sized horses. I doubt they’d be smart enough to coordinate an attack, so it would basically be me chasing them around and attacking them one (or a few) at a time. If they tried to stampede I’d jump over the lead few and try to land on some, then target any stragglers in the back of the herd. Rinse and repeat.
Go Fungi yourself
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Well done.
Dumb question... What I want to know is what did tornado’s sound like before freight trains?
Thank you.
Depends on the marinade or seasonings, I guess.
Free goose eggs...ummm!
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