[Buckeye McFrog]

Fredzania Thompson, attended Blinn College

From The Onion? Or have all the names been changed to protect the innocent>

[arthurus]

Don’t forget Hakamie.

[Responsibility2nd]

Well if your mamma’s name is Hakamie; then I guess anything’s possible.

[Verbosus]

Actually Blinn College is in Brenham, Texas - not Bryan, Texas.
Brenham is a very beautiful town little town, that makes Mayberry seem like the Bronx.

[treetopsandroofs]

Wow, had no idea it’s so frequent.

“Every week in the United States in 2014, about 16 people were killed by trains”

Sorry it’s from an ant-American article, so perhaps it’s inflated, but like baby deaths in hot cars, there about 30 every year, but people will start tuning out Big Media if they report them all.

[RightGeek]

The first name is pretty good too:

Hakamie Stevenson told The Eagle newspaper that her daughter, Fredzania Thompson, attended Blinn College

There needs to be a new description of stupidity. Too stupid to get off the tracks when a train is coming.

[Nifster]

Hakamie?????